This is a face that only a mother can love.
One day as we were driving past some ponies grazing in the field, I toldmy sons to look out the window at the ponies. Ezekiel said, "those aren’t ponies, those are horses". Calvin said, " Actually, the technical term would be what you call, a mare". Go Figure .
Ezekiel was walking down the stairs not to long ago with his hands in his pockets, which is just as dangerous as him getting his head stuck in the stair railing (it happened yesterday). I asked him, "What do you have in your pockets?” He responds with a questioning look in his eyes, "My Hands". Go Figure . .
Sometimes I’ll tell Ezekiel ” Come here sweetie” and he will respond, “I’m not sweetie, I’m Zeekie.”
Sometimes I’ll tell Calvin, “Come here Calvin” and Calvin will respond, “Am I in trouble?”
Calvin wakes up with the birds and the paperboys.
Ezekiel sleeps in till ten.
Calvin talks all day whether you are talking to him or not.
Zeekie stares at you as though you have lobsters crawling out of your ears when you are talking to him.
Calvin’s Amusing Sayings
I don’t like it- “I-O-like it”
Where are we going- “warewe going?”
Daddy- “Daddyla”
Aunt Lisa- “Aunt Issie”
Just- “Dust”
Girls- “Goils”
Lord- “O Lordy, Lordy, Lord”
John the Baptist- “John the Bath-tist”
Ezekiel’s Amusing Sayings
Lasagna- “insomnia”
Granola Bar- “Monona Barn”
Cherries- “chariot”
Elevator- “Alligator”
Chips- “ships” (and then bites them into boat shapes)
Daddy’s beard- “bird” (and then grabs at it to throw it into the air)
I’ve Lost it- “I blost it”
Girl- “Gwil”
Video Game- “Bideo Game”
Jesus of Nazareth- “Jesus of Mazeret”
Worshiping- "Worshing-up"
Veggie Tales- "Beggie Tales"
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