Missing

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"MISSING"

Zeekie's Cat (aka:Sheddy Barn) has been missing for several days. After intense interrogation and a full scale search, Ezekiel E. Thrasher has admitted to "hiding" her in the diaper basket which was inadvertently thrown out by his father at the beginning of the week. He doesn't understand that "Sheddy Barn" is not coming back. He thinks that other children somewhere have kidnapped her and are passing her around and around. For now, to ease his pain we have told him that she is in heaven, he pointed to a picture of a charging tiger on Calvin's wall and says "She looks like that now!" We think that he will come to his senses soon and bedtime will become challenging. We need your assistance in locating an exact if not very similar feline (even though we don't believe in reincarnation). Reply soon if possible . . .  

P.S.This message was sent to Judy, Gabes Aunt who is working hard to find a new Sheddy Barn. Thank you for all of your support and prayers.